Thursday, February 19, 2009
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS !
me - good evening everybody. in the studio tonight
i have guitarist vuka vuaka, an old friend
he - well, thanks for having me down and as always
thanks to our sweet lord
me - here here, bro, here here. i'd like you to tell
our audience about your time living overseas
he - well, i spent some of my younger years in europe
the scandicountries, you know? i wasn't doing
anything in particular here and a friend of my dad
said to me that i should go to abroad, to europe
me - and that's how you went over there ?
he - yes, that's how it happened and let me tell you
good god in heaven it was just girls girls girls !
me - really ?
he - bro, let me tell you what a blessing the good lord
laid on me when he sent me to a european country !
there was heidi who stole me from camila who took
me from greta and on and on !
me - holy moly, man !
he - bro, bro, bro, you just don't know !
me - was it difficult returning home ?
he - well, let tell you a small story. three years after
i left i came back to see my folks. and later i'm
visiting some of the fellas and we're drinking and
smoking and having some laughs, you know ?
one of the things i had been missing
me - hanging with old friends ?
he - that's it, old friends, exactly. but anyway, now
check this out, i'm at a shop and the shopgirl,
that's what they call them over there, shopgirls,
so this shopgirl makes milkcow eyes at me and
me - milkcow eyes !?
he - yeah, you know, she's looking at me all daisy mae
and this leads to that and i'm at her place with a
bottle of ole granddad and we're all huggy kissy
on the sofa and i tell her i want to make love to her
at the beach under the half moon
me - oh yeah ? we're you going to howl at the moon too
he - oh, i was going to howl and then some, bro.
and do you know what? that girl tells me that i must
be crazy if i think we're going to do it at the beach
and was i some kind of pervert !
me - okay ?
he - let me tell you bro, those scandibabes will make love
on a hill, in a valley, by a river, rain or shine, all day
and night, you know ? so i filled my shotglass and put
it down the hatch and told her to have a nice evening
me - you just got up and left ?
he - bro, i left and left that fifth of granddad and the next
morning went to my folks, hugged and kissed them
and told them i loved them and that i am over and
out of here
me - and ?
he - and that night pan am to new york then twa straight
to london
me - how did you get back to scandiland ?
he - well bro, you know on that flight to london there was
this irish stewardess, a redhead, and
me - girls girls girls ?
he - hey bro, it was girls girls girls !
me - good evening everybody. in the studio tonight
i have guitarist vuka vuaka, an old friend
he - well, thanks for having me down and as always
thanks to our sweet lord
me - here here, bro, here here. i'd like you to tell
our audience about your time living overseas
he - well, i spent some of my younger years in europe
the scandicountries, you know? i wasn't doing
anything in particular here and a friend of my dad
said to me that i should go to abroad, to europe
me - and that's how you went over there ?
he - yes, that's how it happened and let me tell you
good god in heaven it was just girls girls girls !
me - really ?
he - bro, let me tell you what a blessing the good lord
laid on me when he sent me to a european country !
there was heidi who stole me from camila who took
me from greta and on and on !
me - holy moly, man !
he - bro, bro, bro, you just don't know !
me - was it difficult returning home ?
he - well, let tell you a small story. three years after
i left i came back to see my folks. and later i'm
visiting some of the fellas and we're drinking and
smoking and having some laughs, you know ?
one of the things i had been missing
me - hanging with old friends ?
he - that's it, old friends, exactly. but anyway, now
check this out, i'm at a shop and the shopgirl,
that's what they call them over there, shopgirls,
so this shopgirl makes milkcow eyes at me and
me - milkcow eyes !?
he - yeah, you know, she's looking at me all daisy mae
and this leads to that and i'm at her place with a
bottle of ole granddad and we're all huggy kissy
on the sofa and i tell her i want to make love to her
at the beach under the half moon
me - oh yeah ? we're you going to howl at the moon too
he - oh, i was going to howl and then some, bro.
and do you know what? that girl tells me that i must
be crazy if i think we're going to do it at the beach
and was i some kind of pervert !
me - okay ?
he - let me tell you bro, those scandibabes will make love
on a hill, in a valley, by a river, rain or shine, all day
and night, you know ? so i filled my shotglass and put
it down the hatch and told her to have a nice evening
me - you just got up and left ?
he - bro, i left and left that fifth of granddad and the next
morning went to my folks, hugged and kissed them
and told them i loved them and that i am over and
out of here
me - and ?
he - and that night pan am to new york then twa straight
to london
me - how did you get back to scandiland ?
he - well bro, you know on that flight to london there was
this irish stewardess, a redhead, and
me - girls girls girls ?
he - hey bro, it was girls girls girls !
# posted by scotty @ 11:05 AM 
