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THE COTTON PICKERS


l ' affair tiger gives us a unique opportunity

we get to shout " fornicator ! fornicator ! "

and then we can pick up the first stone

throw it and yell " sinner ! sinner ! sinner ! "

again and again and again


how far america has fallen !

there was a time not long ago when every man would
have said " way to go daddy o ! " and many a woman
would have thought " those flat foot brazen hussies !
he should have picked me ! "

imagine it was frank sinatra this happened to
he would call a news conference walk to the mike
take a drag from his cigarette exhale then say

" broads ! cant live with or without them "

everyone would laugh and call him
" chairman of the board " then off to vegas
a gig at the sahara with dino and sammy
jokes would be made songs sung and
general merriment would take place

but look at us now . america has become a place
where a man can no longer enjoy the fruits of his labor
a wife and kids here and a dame in every other port

what a cotton picking shame !