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THE SATANIC VERSES



he manifested himself as man and called out to woman

" eve . i am adam . take my hand . i was made for you "

unafraid and unashamed she reached out and they walked

through the garden while silently enjoying its beauty


arriving at a place of enchantment they sat on a carpet of leaves and grass

adam said " eve come with me to my kingdom and we live together . forever "


he then described the smell of sulfur . the sight of brimstone

and the eternal heat of the burning hell fire

eve gasped and looked deeply into adam`s eyes

searching for guidance . for direction . for an answer


adam smiled . pulled eve close . then slowly ran his fingers through her hair 

eve closed her eyes and whispered " heavenly father . please do not forsake me

for i am about to sin " 

THE DIAMOND SUTRA



i was born on third base  and was fed from a golden bowl with a silver spoon


as a young schoolboy i was quite fond of reading

one day i opened a history book and there was a picture of the budha

the caption said  " the light of asia "


immediately i knew my goal in life was to become the world redeemer

but despite years and decades of preparation

mankind failed to recognize me as the one . the true . the only  


humiliated i swore to become a cruel and evil tyrant

a dictator whose demonic shadow darkens the earth


dear reader there is a saying . an old sadly neglected saying 

" be very careful of what you wish for . because you just might get it "