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SPAYED AND NEUTERED


i am going to reveal to you

and you only

america's best kept secret

the beach extending northward from from venice
california to a mile past the santa monica pier is one
of the most serene in the world. during the day you
can enjoy bright sunshine ocean waves and a beautiful
view of nearby mountains. at night stroll along
the shore beneath a silvery moon and admire the
colorful lights of the pier's ferris wheel and roller coaster

but what really makes it special is whether you
are beautiful woman or handsome man no one will care
because desire, the source of all societal ill,
has been extinguished

i am revealing this to you alone so make sure to cross
your heart and promise not to tell a soul

in younger days a series of circumstances took me away
from all of this and i led a life of riley wandering around
the world. on various pacific islands i would be asked
if i had made love to a south sea girl

hula !

and my dear friend let me tell and confidentially
inform you that in the realm of asian sensual offerings
from japan to thailand to india and beyond all that
can be said is

om !

travelling onwards you finally enter the deepest
darkest heart of africa and observe the swaying hips
of colorfully clad market mamas and understand
why rhythm began there

rhumba !

sailing across the atlantic deposits you in latin america
where you will experience a sexual culture of rooster
and hen that extends from argentine pampa
to mexican sonoran desert

ole !

back on that beautiful seashore where once you could
feel these excitations and get those good vibrations
a new culture has emerged. the american man and
the american woman have evolved. he and she have
become something different something new

something spayed and neutered

well there you are. america's greatest secret revealed.
so make sure you remember on scout's honor
and your mother's grave, it's mums the word !